“When my mother was pregnant with me, they did an ultrasound and found she was having twins. When they did another ultrasound a few weeks later, they discovered that I had re-sorbed the other fetus. Do I regret this? No. I believe his tissue has made me stronger. I now have the strength of a grown man and a little baby.” - Dwight K. Schrute
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“Daario Naharis was flamboyant even for a Tyroshi, his beard was cut into three prongs and dyed blue, the same color as his eyes and the curly hair that fell to his collar. His pointed mustachios were painted gold. His clothes were all shades of yellow; a foam of Myrish lace the color of butter…
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Camp Square-Bashing Sketch from Monty Python’s And Now for Something Completely Different (x)
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A Drinking Game ForArrested Development
Get ready to pack your sweet pink mouth so full of new Arrested Development episodes that you’ll be the envy of every Jerry and Jane on the block.
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